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Black Widow:
- 1 oz Vodka
- .75 o Kahlua
- 1 oz grenadine
- Cola
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- pour the first three ingredients in a high ball or pint glass over ice
- fill with cola of choice
- stir gently
The black widow, Natasha Romanof, Russian born agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. What better way to encapsulate this Russian femme fetale than a sweet smooth variant on the Black Russian. This drink is smooth, sweet, and has just the hint of coffee flavour you’d want from a Kahlua drink.
This is another one of our avengers drinks. first one can be found here. more to come in the future so keep an eye out true believers.
“My name is … Madame Natasha… but you … can call me The Black Widow!” ~ Natasha ‘Black Widow’ Romanoff
The Avengers Shot Challenge!!!!
Captain America:
- Grenadine
- Blue curacao
- Blueberry schnapps
Iron man:
- Grenadine
- Blue curacao
- Black heart spiced rum
Thor:
- Wild turkey American honey
- Citrus Vodka
Hawkeye:
- Grape Pucker
- Captain Morgan: Tattoo
Hulk:
- Grape Pucker
- Absinthe (we used NV)
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- For all cocktails layer the ingredients in the order given.
- They should be really easy to layer if chilled.
- Except Thor, that one you stir.
Happy Avengers Day one and all!! So the trick here is they get stronger the further you go down the list. We have the order very carefully placed and drinks carefully crafted to embody the heroes. We are using the movie universe avengers even though we are aware they were not the first avengers.
Captain America:
Doctor erskine was going to share blueberry schnapps with him, but he couldn’t have it. also due to his advanced tissues on his organs can’t get drunk. hence this shot is the weakest.
Iron man:
Tony stark has battled on and off with alcoholism so his tolerance for alcohol is high hence the high proof rum, yet he tries to not drink hence the grenadine to dilute the alcohol.
Thor:
He is a god. he drinks after battle and can handle his alcohol, yet human alcohol seems to affect him more hence he is the middle.
Hawkeye:
Jjust a normal human with unbelievable accuracy with all fire arms, bow being his weapon of choice. (p.s. Unlike the trailers we here at EXP bar on line do support Hawkeye and think he is bad ass)
Hulk:
He’s the hulk, as he so eloquently has stated in the past. “HULK AM THE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!” hence he is last.
So there you have it the avengers shot challenge. enjoy.
Spcial thanks to Alex Stephenson this week for his amazing art for the avengers shots. check out his hilarious web comic Narcolepsy inc.
Avengers Assemble! ~Iron Man
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The deadline is Thursday at 11:59pm EST. We’ll announce the six winners on Friday and each winner will be shipped one of six random tees. Good luck!
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